The Real Elites of Stardoll: The Finale

The following program is rated TV-14. Viewer discretion is advised.

Created by Erin Fo Abourne
Produced by Baya Nikolas

Starring
x.optimistic.x as Erin
fifibannana as Fifi
Psychotic-Freak as Rebecca
queen-of-mean. as Ashley
StarSurge as Delaney

Guest Starring
Slaggot as Sloane
fatooni as Kaitlyn

The Finale: (S1-E8)

(We're nearing the end of our journey... The pain and the fame we had to endure, all made us who we are today. But just because the end is coming, doesn't mean the show stops running...)

(scene with Erin and Sloane at Erin's condo)

Sloane: So y'all are getting married? For sure, for sure?!
Erin: Yeah, but I don't want the others to know just yet.
Sloane: Omigosh, why not?
Erin: You know how they get.
Sloane: True, true..

(both laugh, doorbell rings)

Erin: I got it this time.
Sloane: Thank you!

(Erin answers door, it's James with flowers, Lipton Green Tea and sushi)

Erin: My favorite!
James: A beautiful bouquet of flowers for a beautiful woman..
Erin: (giggles) Oh, James this is Sloane...
James: Nice to meet you, I had a dog named Sloane, it was a Corgi Welsch. A chubby thing it was.
Sloane: (laughs) I bet it was.
James: (smiles) The reason I came here today was not only to see your pretty little face, but was to ask if you and your friends would like to go to the Bahamas this weekend.
Sloane: Hell yes!
Erin: I believe that's a yes for Slo. I'll call the other girls and let them know. Can they bring their boyfriends?
James: Whomever they choose. I was thinking we should celebrate at Winglor's Wines & Fine Dining... On me.
Sloane: That's the most expensive restaurant in New York!!
James: Mhmm...
Erin: I'll let them know... what time is it?
James: 6 pm.
Erin: Looks like we're having dinner at Winglor's

(scene with everyone at Winglor's: Erin, James, Fifi, Brandon, Kaitlyn, Ashley, Rebecca, Delaney, Sloane and Sirge)

James: Attention everyone! (taps glass with knife) I'd like to make an announcement... I've recently proposed to Erin.

(indistinct chatter, James clears throat)

James: And to celebrate, I'm taking you all to the Bahamas!

(everyone begins cheering and discussions revolve around what they're going to do on the cruise)

James: So, let's make a toast, to how far we've all come, and how far we'll be going... To Sloane, and her book.
Sloane: Thank You.
James: To Ashley being released from that hell hole.

(Ashley smiles)

James: To Delaney and Sirge's love life...

(Delaney and Sirge laugh and snuggle close)

James: To Kaitlyn, Brandon and Fifi moving to Seattle.
Fifi: About that....
Brandon: We've decided not to move!

(the girls all go to hug Fifi)

James: Well, I take that back... And last but definitely not least, to my beautiful bride to be, and our future together... Finally...
Everyone at the table: CHEERS!!!

(James slouches back in his chair, clutching the pistol in his hand, waiting, for the perfect moment for its use)

End of The Real Elites of Stardoll S1

The Real Elites of Stardoll: Caught Up in the Moment

The following program is rated TV-14. Viewer discretion is advised.

Created by Erin Fo Abourne
Produced by Baya Nikolas

Starring
x.optimistic.x as Erin
fifibannana as Fifi
Psychotic-Freak as Rebecca
queen-of-mean. as Ashley
StarSurge as Delaney

Guest Starring
Slaggot as Sloane
fatooni as Kaitlyn

Caught Up in the Moment (S1-E7)

(Looks like Erin's got what she wanted; Fifi's struggling to keep hers together, Delaney's love life with Sirge is heating up; Ashley's out of the slammer, and Sloane's trying to pursue her dream of writing a best seller... Let's check up on Rebecca and see how she's holding out...)

(scene with Rebecca throwing up in the toilet)

Rebecca: (looks in mirror) Still too fat... maybe one more will do the trick. (picks up vomit-stained toothbrush, thrusts it down her throat and lets the rest come naturally; admires herself in the mirror) Better. (exits the bathroom)

(checks her email; reads message from her agent)

"I received your pictures from last night. You're still too big; lose more hun. Ta ta.

-Jorge"

Rebecca: (sighs heavily, slumps in chair, starting to feel a little light-headed) Maybe shopping should do the trick, I could lose the extra pounds. (grabs Juicy tote and heads out of condo, forgetting to lock the door as always)(Rebecca calls Delaney)

Rebecca: Hey, let's go shopping today. I'll meet you at BCBG.
Delaney: Cool, Ash is coming too. She doesn't have to do any community service today... We'll...
Rebecca: Wait, Ash as in Ashley Johnson? The devil's little bitchy helper? Hell to the no! Forget I asked... (hangs up on Delaney, passes by dark alley and notices a young girl, nude sobbing behind a trash can; rushes to her aid.) Kaitlyn is that you?

(silence)

Rebecca: C'mon, we've got to get you some clothes... it's pretty windy today. Wear my jacket... (wraps Marc Jacobs leopard fur coat around Kaitlyn) Wha-What happened to your eye? (Rebecca notices a gaping bruise on the side of Kaitlyn's cheek)
Kaitlyn: He-he said he loved me... And he wouldn't hurt me... He, lied... I thought he loved me... (sobs, leans into Rebecca's shoulder)
Rebcca: (holds Kaitlyn tight) Everything's changing hun. No one loves anyone anymore...

(scene with Delaney, Sloane, Fifi, Ashley and Erin)

Delaney: She just hung up on me...
Erin: I'm worried, we haven't heard from her in a while..
Fifi: Not after since I accused her of going belimic.
Sloane: That was pretty low Fi...
Fifi: Sue me for telling the truth! She was acting like a bitch, which is unlike her.
Ashley: That's what anorexia will do to you. I know that for a fact. I'd like to thank you guys for allowing me back in, when you didn't have to.
Erin: It's okay... We didn't know you were threatened. Why didn't you tell us before?
Ashley: Bruno's a strong man...
Fifi: And creepy.
Ashley: (laughs) Yeah... He said if I didn't help, he'd kill me...
Erin: He really hates me THAT much?
Ashley: I guess so...
Sloane: How'd he get involved with Rachel?
Ashley: They've known eachother for a while... he's known Rachel since she was a "Nobody" and watched her blossom into an Elite.
Delaney: Woow... They've got some issues...
Fifi: What about Paul? What'd he get in his hearing?
Ashley: He got 6 months in jail for sexual assault and attempted murder.
Fifi: That's not enough! They need to lock his ass up for 5 life sentences!
Ashley: It doesn't work like that Fi...
Fifi: Well it should.

(doorbell rings)

Sloane: I got it. Like always.

(girls laugh. Sloane answers the door, it's Rebecca and Kaitlyn)

Rebecca: Look who I found on the streets.
Fifi: Where the hell have you been? You've been gone for 2 days!
Kaitlyn: (begans to sob)
Sloane: Calm down Fi. Give her sometime to get a hold of herself.
Erin: Yeah Fi, she just got caught up in the moment... Don't we all?

END.

The Real Elites of Stardoll: Congrats

The following program is rated TV-14. Viewer discretion is advised.

Created by Erin Fo Abourne
Produced by Baya Nikolas

Starring
x.optimistic.x as Erin
fifibannana as Fifi
Psychotic-Freak as Rebecca
queen-of-mean. as Ashley
StarSurge as Delaney

Guest Starring
Slaggot as Sloane
fatooni as Kaitlyn

Congrats: (S1-E6)

(The days are becoming longer, lives are getting shorter, dreams are being fufilled... Seems like it's near the end, but honey it's just the beginning, for bigger and better things.)

(3 in the morning at Fifi's condo, Kaitlyn is out without permission, Fifi is worried.)

(door to condo opens, Fifi stands in hallway angered)

Fifi: Where have you been Kaitlyn?
Kaitlyn: (slurred voice) I jas wust bout bangin bith my sriends Kifi. (laughs)
Fifi: Are you drunk?
Kaitlyn: Is the moon purple? (leans into Fifi's arms)
Fifi: Where are your clothes?
Kaitlyn: At Josh's...
Fifi: Who's Josh?
Kaitlyn: This guy I met on myspace, why do you care Kifi? You're not my sister!
Fifi: That means nothing, I still have to watch out for you. You need some water, your hangover should be kicking in pretty soon.
Kaitlyn: (giggles)(Girls are at Dolce & Gabbana, Fifi's telling them the news)
Rebecca: So you're going to go live with Brandon...?
Sloane: In Seattle?
Fifi: Yeah, luckily there's a Void Agency who's ready to accept me.
Erin: So, this is one of the last times we'll ever see you again...
Delaney: Don't leave Fifi! We'll miss you! (hugs Fifi)
Fifi: (tears up) It's okay guys. I've got 2 weeks left, let's make the most of it.

(scene with Erin and James at La Madeline)

Erin: So, what's the big news?
James: Well, my father's company is being transfered here, so I'll be able to be with you whenever!

(Erin's heart sinks)

Erin: Oh... (sighs)
James: Uhmm, waitor, can you get us some breadsticks please?

(The waiter hands James the breadstick basket)

James: One for you... (hands Erin a breadstick with a James Avery engagement ring in the middle)
Erin: James, I-
James: Erin, we've been together for almost a year now, and I'm certain that I love you, and I want to spend the rest of my life with you... Will you marry me?

(Scene with Delaney and Sloane visiting Ashley's hearing)

Sloane: You sure you want to do this?
Delaney: She needs all the support she can get.

(Ashley passes by Sloane and Delaney in handcuffs, and her face brightens)

Ashley: Thank you guys so much for showing up. It means the world to me...
Delaney: Mhmm... (Delaney notices Ashley's bruised face) Wha- what happened?
Ashley: You wouldn't care anyways... (enters court room)

(time progresses)

Judge: Ashley Johnson... you're being put on probation. 30 hours of community service at the local elderly home... (bangs gavel) Court dismissed...
Ashley: I'm free?!? I'm free!
Sloane: We're so happy for you Ash!
Delaney: Yeah, we really are.
Ashley: Thanks guys. And Del, sorry about earlier. I was attacked and admitted to the hospital for a few months. Thank God, I was out of that hell hole.
Delaney: We're glad too! (hugs Ashley)

(4:15 am, Fifi is waiting for Kaitlyn a second day in a row)

Fifi: (thinking) What's gotten into that girl?!

(Kaitlyn enters the condo, articles of clothing missing, tired, cold, sobbing)

Fifi: (runs to Kaitlyn's aid) What's wrong hun?
Kaitlyn: Looks like you're gonna be an aunt, congrats...

END.

The Real Elites of Stardoll: Diaries

The following program is rated TV-14. Viewer discretion is advised.

Created by Erin Fo Abourne
Produced by Baya Nikolas

Starring
x.optimistic.x as Erin
fifibannana as Fifi
Psychotic-Freak as Rebecca
queen-of-mean. as Ashley
StarSurge as Delaney

Guest Starring
Slaggot as Sloane
fatooni as Kaitlyn

Diaries (S1-E5)

(The girls decide to each write diary entries on their life currently, all on the same day and time... Coincidence?)

Fifi's diary:
Jun. 29, 2010... 2:15 pm

Dear Diary,

I finally met a man that I think I can trust. Hopefully... His name is Brandon.We've been dating for 3 months, and I think it's love. Kaitlyn and I are getting along pretty well... If you call badgering constantly getting along. Haha. Well today, I'm supposed to be meeting Brandon so we can go to La Madeline. My fave restaurant like ever. Saturday, Brandon, Kaitlyn and I are going to the Beyonce concert! We have the same obsession!! How awesome is that?

I'm still trying to forget about the incident with Paul and the others... I've gone to therapy, and it's helped a little... Right now, my life's great, and I don't want anything to change.

Much love, Fi...

Delaney's diary:

Jun. 29, 2010... 2:15 pm

Hmm, what could I possibly write about? Well, of course, I'm enjoying working with Void Models. Who wouldn't? There's a model there that's smokin' who's name is Sirge. He's like a tanner version of Chris Evans. Yummyy (: He gave me his number, so I'll defenitely be calling soon. The girls are coming over for our annual Night Out. Excited... we're going to see Prince of Persia... Jake Gyllenhaal is mhmm delicious, and I'm soo boy crazy :P

Since the thing with Ash and them, I don't know. I kinda, have sympathy for her? Ewwuh, I know. After she played us all... But I mean, you can't blame her... to be jealous of all this :P

Ta ta for now, Del(laptops) - Fi's idea :D

Erin's diary:

Jun. 29th, 2010... 2:15 pm

So James is visiting... I hope he's here to stay... He says he's got big news... I hope he's going to propose (: I think I need to slow down... life's going waay to fast for me. With the modeling, and I'm trying to pursue a career of acting and singing... Maybe I should just kick back, relax and go to the Bahamas. Hmm, sounds like a plan!

Well, I'm getting ready to go shopping with Sloane. Ash, you are missed. I hope you know that.

Erin.


Rebecca's Diary:
Jun. 29, 2010 2:15 pm

What to write about? Well, nothing excitings going on in my life... Well, I've been having problems with eating. The modeling industry is tough. I'm a size 0, 5'10. I'm still too fat. Now where'd I put that toothbrush?

Beckaaa.


Sloane's diary:
El veinte y nueve de Junio, doz mil diez... Son las dos y quince

I'm feeling a little Spanish today. :p I hope Becka's alright... She's getting frail. I'm worried. I know the industry's tough, but she really needs to control her diet. She looks like she's going through that Nicole Richie stage...

She needs help...

Slo.

Ashley's diary:

Jun. 29, 2010... 2:15 pm

The slammer isn't all that it's cracked up to be. The food's gross, you have no privacy, and there's so many disgusting people in here... Guys, if you're reading this, I just want you to know that I'm sorry, and

Those were the last words Ashley wrote before she was nearly beaten to death by a cellmate.

END.

The Real Elites of Stardoll: Familiar Faces Part 2

The following program is rated TV-14. Viewer discretion is advised.

Created by Erin Fo Abourne
Produced by Baya Nikolas

Starring
x.optimistic.x as Erin
fifibannana as Fifi
Psychotic-Freak as Rebecca
queen-of-mean. as Ashley
StarSurge as Delaney

Guest Starring
Slaggot as Sloane
fatooni as Kaitlyn
firecracker. as Rachel
kxcatarinaxk as Bruno

Familiar Faces (S1-E4 pt.2)

(girls are locked in dark room with barely any light... they haven't eaten since they left for New York. Their phones and belongings have been confiscated...)

(room is silent, you can hear someone fidling around the room, the girls must whisper)

Sloane: Found it!
Delaney: Found what?
Sloane: My 2nd phone!
Rebecca: You carry a phone in your pants?
Sloane: You can never be too unprepared.
Erin: True, true.

(A dim light from the phone shows in the tiny room, Sloane pushes in the buttons that read: 911)

(phone picks up dial tone)

911 Operator: Hello, this is a 911 operator. How can direct your emergency?
Sloane: (whispers) We're being held captive... we need help... (begins to sob)
911 Operator: Stay online, so I can trace your call. You're rather close by. We'll be there in 5. (mumbles under breath) Dumb ass criminals.

(Time progresses, sirens roar outside of the building)

(Door slams open, Paul enters with Ashley, Rachel and Bruno, lights come on)

Paul: Okay, what dumb bitch called the police?

(room is silent)

Paul: Fine. (pulls out handgun) I can play rough. Someone better tell me who called them, or I'm gonna blow your head off.

(Fifi staggers forward)

Fifi: It-it was me.

(Paul pulls gun to Fifi's face, Fifi closes her eyes, awaits her death)

Erin: WAIT! (pushes Fifi out of the way)

(trigger is pulled)

(Paul stumbles forward and collapses on ground, Fifi's on the ground, she looks down to see that she is unharmed, Erin is lying beside her. Ashley drops her gun.)

Ashley: I-I'm so sorry (sobs, helps Erin and Fifi to their feet) I was so jealous... I didn't think it'd come to this...
Police: Come out with your hands up?
Bruno: Let's go Rachel! (grabs Rachel's hand, she stays in place)
Rachel: I'm not going anywhere with you pig. I only needed you to bring these Elites down, but that didn't work. We're through, for good!
Bruno: (sobs) I-I thought you loved me...
Rachel: Pa-lease. Go back to being a noob like you've always been, ta-ta.

(Police enter and handcuff Rachel)

Rachel: Unhand me! Do you know who I am?
Police (male): Yes. You're Rachel Diaz, and you're under arrest for attempted murder and assault. (handcuffs Rachel)
Rachel: You can't do this to me!
Police (female): Oh, I think we can. (handcuffs Bruno and Ashley.)

(As Ashley leaves the room, she mouths the words: I'm sorry to all the girls, who roll their eyes in utter disgust. All except one.)

END.

The Real Elites of Stardoll: Familiar Faces Part 1

The following program is rated TV-14. Viewer discretion is advised.

Created by Erin Fo Abourne

Produced by Baya Nikolas

Starring

x.optimistic.x as Erin
fifibannana as Fifi
Psychotic-Freak as Rebecca
queen-of-mean. as Ashley
StarSurge as Delaney

Guest Starring
Slaggot as Sloane
fatooni as Kaitlyn

Familiar Faces (S1-E4 pt. 1)

(Scene with girls riding to New York in a limo)

Kaitlyn: Omigosh, I can't believe we're going to New York!! That's where Beyonce lives!
Delaney: You guys really do like Beyonce, huh?
Fifi: She is our idol!

Rebecca: Hmm... The only thing y'all have in common; You must be sisters!!
Fifi: Correction, step-sisters.
Rebecca: (laughs) Whatever.

Erin: I just can't believe we're going to be models for Void!!

Sloane: I'm like so frickin' excited!
Erin: And we'll see our men... isn't that right Fi?

(Fifi's silent)

Kaitlyn: Fi...?
Fifi: Uh, yeah, yeah... I'm here...
Rebecca: You okay?
Fifi: Yeah, I'm fine... it's just... (thinking, Paul's voice) One word about this, and you and your friends are through for good. I-I'm fine... really.
Sloane: You sure? You look like you need some water. Hun, you're sweating bullets for elite's sake.

Fifi: (yells) I AM FINE GOD DAM*IT! (breathes heavily)
Erin: Okay...?
Kaitlyn: What's up with you?

Rebecca: Fi, you're acting strange... we want to know...
Fifi: (yells with anger) PAUL RAPED ME OKAY! (sobs, softly) Happy?

(car is silent)

Driver: (rolls down window) Is everything alright back there? (smiles at Fifi, stern glare in his eyes)

(Fifi studies his appearance. Something about him seems quite odd, but familiar)

(Erin's phone rings, it's James)

Erin: Hey James, I-
James: Erin, Paul's escaped. We can't find him anywhere... Be on the look out for... (phone goes dead)

(Limo starts to speed up, the driver becomes tense.)

Delaney: Where are you taking us?

(The driver is silent, the girls are afraid. The driver finally halts to a stop in a dark alley.)

Driver: Get out, now. (pulls out handgun, the girls do as they're told)
Fifi: Paul. (cries) I know it's you!
Paul: (rips off fake mustache) How'd you know kitten? I didn't know blonde bitches were smart and sexy. (grabs Fifi's butt)
Erin: Get away from her jackass! (Smacks him in the face)

(Paul laughs, the other girls are silent)

Paul: You're pretty hot for a slut as well.
Erin: You disgust me... How do you-?

Paul: Your good ol' friend Fifi talks... a lot!

Erin: Fi?
Fifi: I- I... (confused)
Sloane: I can't believe you Fi...
Delaney: I thought we could trust you...

(Rebecca's silent)

Fifi: I didn't tell him any of that!
Erin: How can I believe you?
Paul: Aw...(imitates) How can I believe you Fi? Omigosh, I am soo angry! Blah, blah. Shut the hell up. My ears are bleeding now because of you guys... get inside!
Erin: I know what you did to Fifi Paul... I know about your therapy sessions, your multiple personalities! James, told me everything!

Paul: Did he really now? Well, did he also tell you I claimed the throne as the #1 criminal for the F.B.I.'s Most Wanted?

Sloane: (chokes) For, for what?
Paul: (sly grin) Homicide...

To be continued...

The Real Elites of Stardoll: I Will Find You

The following program is rated TV-14. Viewer discretion is advised.

Created by Erin Fo Abourne

Produced by Baya Nikolas

Starring
x.optimistic.x as Erin
fifibannana as Fifi
Psychotic-Freak as Rebecca
queen-of-mean. as Ashley
StarSurge as Delaney

Guest Starring
Slaggot as Sloane
Elite-girl as Linda
fatooni as Kaitlyn

I Will Find You (S1-E3)

(Fifi wakes up in her king sized bed, after having a dream about dating Ashton Kutcher)

Fifi: (smiles, gets up and walks to her closet and notices her pink Chanel dress is missing) KAITLYN!

Kaitlyn: Yeah, Fi?
Fifi: Where's my pink Chanel dress that I specifically told you NOT to touch?

(Kaitlyn enters room wearing Fifi's dress)

Kaitlyn: Looks good on me huh sis?
Fifi: UGH! I am NOT your sis! Just because your dad married MY mom and forced me to live with you doesn't mean you have the right to steal my clothes!
Kaitlyn: Whatever. Don't be mad, 'cause I can work it and you can't. (flips hair and walks out Fifi's room)
Fifi: Could this day get any worse?

(Fifi and Erin leaving Juicy Couture scene)

Fifi: So how are you and Jason?
Erin: I'm gonna dump him. (laughs)
Fifi: Of course... I suck with guys.
Erin: Don't say that. You just have to make them want you. There's one right over there.

(Erin points at handsome young man. Fifi notices the man watching her outside a Burberry store.)

Erin: Go, get 'em tiger. (pushes Fifi forward)

(The young man waves, then a girl behind him who with the looks of a supermodel drags him into Victoria's Secret.)

Fifi: (frowns) See!
Erin: (laughs) C'mon! (Drags her into Victoria's Secret)
Fifi: (Whines) What's up with people dragging me lately?

(Fifi catches the attention of the mysterious young man, and he approaches her from a distance, but is dragged into the other half of the store by the girl.)

Fifi: Grr!
Erin: Go follow him.
Fifi: I don't wanna be a stalker!
Erin: You already stalk Ashton, and he's married!
Fifi: So. What he doesn't know won't hurt him. (smiles)

(Erin drags Fifi into the other half of Victoria's Secret, and approaches the young man with Fifi hiding behind her)

Erin: Hi, this is my friend Fifi, and she thinks you're cute, can she have your number?
Fifi: (whispers) ERIN!

(Erin bumps Fifi with her shoulder)

Fifi: OW!
Young Man: (laughs) I think she's pretty cute too.
Fifi: (thinking) I just want to drown in his voice... Holy sh*t! (daydreams about the young man)
Young Man: I'm Paul by the way.
Fifi: (in awe) Paaaaaaaul.
Paul: (chuckles) Yes. And I believe the correct manner is for me to ask for your number madame.
Fifi: It's-it's... (thinking) Madaaaame.
Erin: 555-6257.
Paul: Thanks. Oh, and this is my sister, Linda. We're the Pskis.
Fifi and Erin: Did you just say Pskis?!?
Paul: Yes, our father, Jonah Pski owns Void Models and Fashion Company.
Erin: Omigosh, I adore your father's work! ... By any chance, do you have a brother?
Paul: (Laughs) Why yes I do... my twin, James... I'll let him know I met you. As for you madame... (grabs Fifi's hand and kisses it.) I will see you soon, hopefully.
Linda: C'mon Paul, hurry it up! (tugs on his shoulder)
Fifi and Erin: O-MI-GOSH. TWINS??

(both squeal with excitement)

Erin: Double the men!
Fifi: And moolah!

(Fifi and Erin hug eachother while laughing and leave the store)

Fifi: (thinking) A bad day, going my way.

(Scene with Delaney, Rebecca and Sloane; girl's night)

Sloane: Erin's been talking about breaking up with Jason... I GOT DIBS!
Delaney: That's okay. I got my eye on the cashier at BCBG.
Rebecca: Umm hun, he's gay.
Delaney: It's never too late to go straight.

(girls laugh, doorbell rings)

Sloane: I got it.

(Sloane answers door, it's Erin and Fifi)

Erin: Time to party!
Rebecca: Try not to pass out this time.
Erin: Ha-ha. No, I've given up drinking... for good.
Delaney: That's a huge step... I'm not ready for. (grabs wineglass, and drinks)
Rebecca: Del, that's your 3rd glass. Don't pull an Erin.
Erin: (laughs) Whatever. I'm ready to put the past behind me, and so is Fifi.
Sloane: You got a man!
Fifi: How'd you know?
Sloane: Girl's intuition. Duh!
Fifi: Well yeah... his name's Paul... Pski!
Rebecca, Delaney and Sloane: (disbelief) NOT EVEN!
Erin: Yup, and he's got a twin... all mine. (smiles)
Rebecca: (laughs) Whatever. You know his sister is the head of the Goldies. The highest Elite chair there is! If you kiss ass with her, you're sure to rise to the top!
Erin: Already done.
Fifi: Yup. On our way out of the store, we met up with her, and got her number. She even got us auditions with Void Models... ALL OF US!

(girls talk all at once; Fifi's phone rings)

Delaney: I got it. Hello?
Linda: Hello may I speak to either Erin or Fifi?
Delaney: It's for you. (hands phone to Erin)
Erin: Hello?
Linda: Hey it's Linda.
Erin: Oh hey, what's up?
Linda: Good news.
Erin: Yeah? (Erin puts phone on speaker)
Linda: My dad wants to see all 6 of you girls tomorrow at 10 a.m. for a photoshoot!
Erin: Omigosh, really?
Linda: Yes, really! And if our editor likes the pics, you guys may be moving to New York!

(Erin drops phone on carpet, girls scream like crazy)

Linda: See you guys tomorrow, oh and Paul and James say hi.
Erin and Fifi: Hi-hi... (giggle)
Linda: (laughs) Bye, bye girls.

(phone goes dead)

Delaney: YES! Away from that creep!
Rebecca: Who Ash or Bruno?
Fifi: Both! I just can't wait to see my man!

(next day, 10 a.m. photoshoot at Void Modeling Agency)

Paul: Good morning ladies. Oh Erin. This is my brother, James.
James: Pleasure meeting you... (kisses Erin's hand) Erin, means Ireland. A beautiful name for such a beautiful girl.
Erin: Hehe... (blushes)
Rebecca: (interrupts) So, uhh, where's the dressing rooms?

(Linda enters wearing a DKNY fur coat)

Linda: Right this way ladies.

(Girls follow Linda to room, Paul grabs Fifi's hand and takes her to a closet)

Fifi: (laughs) What are you doing?

(Paul begins pulling off his shirt, unbuttoning his pants, Fifi is afraid)

Paul: We either do this now, or it's bye-bye New York to your friends.

(Fifi's breathing heavily)

*30 minutes pass

Delaney: Guys, where's Fifi?
Erin: She probably got lost with Paul somewhere. She'll be back soon.

(Scene with Paul and Fifi in the closet)

Paul: See that wasn't so bad, now was it? (pats Fifi's cheek)

(Fifi whimpers)

Paul: Now let's go. One word about this, and you and your friends are through, for good.

(Grips Fifi's arm tight and drags her out of the closet)

Fifi: Ow, OW! (tries to release herself from Paul's firm grip)
Paul: Fix your dam* dress. Do I have to do everything for you? (smacks Fifi)
Fifi: STOP PAUL! (knees him in groin)
Paul: (grunts) Don't you walk away from me! (pulls her by her hair)
Fifi: (Screams)

(Mr. Pski enters hallway)

Mr. Pski: Son, what's the problem here?
Paul: Nothing father. Fifi just saw a roach. Isn't that right Fifi? (glares at her)
Fifi: (whines) Mhmm...
Mr. Pski: Dam* pests! I've got to get the place sprayed again. (speaks to young, attractive assistant) Amanda, call that pest control company. We're going on lockdown, nobody's leaving 'till my say so.
Paul: (whispers) We're gonna have so much fun kitten. (kisses on cheek)
Fifi: (pulls back)
Speaker: ATTENTION! WE ARE ON LOCKDOWN! NOBODY IS TO LEAVE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!
Delaney: What?
Rebecca: C'mon!
Erin: What about our photoshoot?
Linda: Sorry girls. Maybe another day. But for now, let's all go to my condo upstairs and have a martini.
Rebecca: You have a condo-
Sloane: Upstairs?!
Linda: Everyone in my family does. We all live here. Oh Erin. James told me to give this to you.

(Linda hands Erin note, Erin reads it in her head)

"Erin, meet me in the Discussion Room. It's important, and possibly fatal."

-James

(Erin finds the Discussion Room, enters room)

Erin: James, James?
James: Shh, I don't want Paul hearing us?
Erin: (Whispering): What?
James: I've got to tell you something, that may be the one thing that's keeping your friend Fifi alive...
Erin: Wha-what?
James: Paul isn't who he appears to be.
Erin: What is he exactly?
James: He has some, mental problems...
Erin: Like what?
James: He has multiple personalities... He's been to therapy, but nothing seems to work.
Erin: So wait, is he like lethal?
James: We don't know, but most of the relationships he's had have been dangerous. But you can't let anyone know!
Erin: I don't want to lose Fifi!
James: And you don't have to. Just, wait it out, and when you guys finish the photoshoot, and move to New York, then it'll all be over...
Erin: I don't want to leave you!
James: (grabs Erin firmly) You won't. I'll be there, eventually. I just have to hold off Paul for a while...

(Noise behind door)

James: Shh!

(Silence)

(door to room opens)

Linda: I knew you guys were in here. C'mon they're ready for the photoshoot.

(Girls sit in Discussion room waiting for Mr. Pski to tell them the news, Mr. Pski enters scene)

Mr. Pski: Ladies, congrats! You're going to New York!

(girls scream like crazy)

Sloane: Omigosh, this is like a dream come true for me!
Rebecca: I can't even think right now!

(Paul whispers in Fifi's ear)

Paul: You know Fifi, doesn't matter where you run. I will find you, kitten.

(Fifi shivers)

Linda: Pack your bags girls, we've already sent moving trucks to all of your houses, you guys are going to the Big Apple!!

(Fifi whimpers silently replaying Paul's words in the back of her mind over and over again like a scratched record) "Doesn't matter where your run, I will find you, I will find you, I will find you, kitten."


END.

The Real Elites of Stardoll: That's What's Wrong

The following program is rated TV-14. Viewer discretion is advised.

Created by Erin Fo Abourne
Produced by Baya Nikolas

Starring
x.optimistic.x as Erin
fifibannana as Fifi
Psychotic-Freak as Rebecca
queen-of-mean. as Ashley
StarSurge as Delaney

Guest Starring
kxcatarinaxk as Bruno
firecracker. as Rachel
Slaggot as Sloane

That's What's Wrong (S1-E2)
(Erin sits quietly in the hospital bed. Pondering over whether or not she should call someone. She picks up her Blackberry and dials the number under the name "Slo")

Sloane: Hello?
Erin: Hey Slo, it's me, Erin.
Sloane: So now you decide to call. What happened, you lost your sim card again?
Erin: No, no that's not it. I-
Sloane: Don't bother calling me.

(Phone goes dead)

Erin: Dam*it! (throws phone on bed, sighs heavily)

(Rebecca and Bruno scene. Rebecca's lying against Bruno's firm shoulder)

Rebecca: I'm worried about her... I mean, I know it wasn't her fault. But, she was drinking way too much last night...
Bruno: I know her... we went out remember? She's not like that.
Rebecca: Yeah, but people can change... alot.

(Phone rings, caller id reads "Ash")

Rebecca: Speaking of the devil. (Answers phone) What do you want?
Ashley: I need to talk to you. Check out Erin's latest tweet.

(Rebecca checks her Twitter app, and reads Erin's latest tweet)

"Rebecca's a bitch, and needs to get a life. Flashing random people; what the hell whor*?!"

Rebecca: I'm the whor*? REALLY?! (throws phone across the room, phone shatters)
Bruno: What's wrong, babe? (hugs Rebecca)
Rebecca: Erin's an as* hole. That's what's wrong.

(Delaney and Fifi leaving Burberry scene)

Fifi: Like omigosh, that guy at the register was totally checking me out!
Delaney: I'm pretty sure he was checking out that huge pimple on your nose.
Fifi: Nuh-uh! (holds mirror to face, screams) OMIGOSH! Why didn't you tell me?
Delaney: I didn't think you'd care considering, "looks don't matter" to you.
Fifi: When did I say that?
Delaney: You say it all the time!
Fifi: (whines) Since when do you listen to me?
Delaney: Here... (pulls out proactiv bottle from her coach tote)
Fifi: Why do you carry that around?
Delaney: You never know hun. (hands Fifi the bottle) There's a bathroom inside this McDonald's.
Fifi: Umm, I am NOT going in there. Who do you think I am, Beyonce?
Delaney: Hun, that didn't even make any sense. Let's go. (drags Fifi inside)
Fifi: (moans)

(Sloane sits in her bedroom, regretting hanging up on Erin.)

Sloane: (sighs, thinking) Maybe I should call her back... See how she is... It's been a long time since the accident... (winces at thought) I mean, it won't hurt just to say hi... (picks up phone, dials Erin)
Erin: Hey Slo! It's so good to hear the sound of your voice! I'm sorry-
Sloane: No, I'm sorry Erin... for earlier.
Both girls: Forgive me? ... YES! (laughing)
Erin: Listen, after the accident... I kinda isolated myself from everything that reminded me of it, and that included you... I'm sorry.
Sloane: Me too...
Erin: Umm... I'm in the hospital right now... So, I gotta go...
Sloane: You're where?! I'm on my way hun!
Erin: But Slo, wait... I-
Sloane: No buts, friends forever...
Erin: (laughs softly)... Stick together.
Sloane: That's right. See you in a bit. Love you!
Erin: Same!

(phone goes dead)

(scene with Rebecca, Delaney and Fifi at La Madeline restaurant)

Fifi: I feel kinda bad about sneaking around without Erin guys...
Rebecca: You read the tweet hun. She doesn't want anything to do with me.
Fifi: Yeah, but it didn't say anything about me, and-
Rebecca: Who have you known longer?
Fifi: Well... I still don't think this is right...
Rebecca: Well leave then! (sarcastic tone, under breath) some best friend! ... Delaney, what about you?
Delaney: I- I don't... I'm gonna stay.
Fifi: (shocked) Del!
Delaney: Sorry Fi... I mean c'mon that was low.
Fifi: How do you know that was Erin anyways? Why would she say that about you? Maybe she was hacked... and... I don't know, it's just not her!
Rebecca: It was her... she's like that... I know her.
Fifi: What did Bruno say?
Rebecca: He doesn't know about it... and won't.
Fifi: (thinking) Not if I tell him. (rushes out of La Madeline)

(scene with Ashley and Rachel in Rachel's hot tub)

Ashley: You should've heard her reaction hun! Priceless! (sips martini)
Rachel: Perfect... perfect.
Ashley: Why do you hate her so much?
Rachel: It's not just her hun. It's all of them. One by one, I'm gonna ruin their
wanna-be Elite lives...
Ashley: Okay... and what do I get out of this?
Rachel: (day-dreaming)... Ohh uhh, umm... you elevate in the society, to the Goldies.
Ashley: (estatic) Omigosh! That's the top group of Elites!
Rachel: And it can all be yours if you get the job done hun... and you're on your way.

(both laugh, click glasses together, and sip martini)

(scene with Sloane and Erin at hospital)

Erin: What took you so long?
Sloane: Well, I brought you some flowers, sushi and Lipton Green Tea.
Erin: My favorite! (grins, wide-eyed)
Sloane: And I got that hot doctor's number... (face flushed)

(both laugh)

Erin: It's okay... I got one too.

(both laugh)

Sloane: So, we're here now...
Erin: Yup... together...
Sloane: Maybe this is a sign... a second chance to patch things up, y'know?
Erin: (smiles) Yeah... maybe.

(scene with Bruno and Fifi)

Fifi: Bruno, I had to talk to you as soon as possible.
Bruno: What's up Fi?
Fifi: Well Rebecca's pissed 'cause of this tweet she believes Erin posted on her page.
Bruno: (stares at Fifi) Yeah, and?
Fifi: ... And well, I was trying to convince her that it's not Erin's fault... Ashley did it.
Bruno: (steps closer to Fifi) Mhmm....
Fifi: So yeah... what do you think?
Bruno: ... I think... I like you Fi... a lot... So I don't want to hurt you... (grins)
Fifi: Wha-What?
Bruno: I posted that tweet. Erin gave me her login info a long time ago when we went out, and that dumb bitch forgot to change it.
Fifi: But-but...why?
Bruno: Why...? You know why we broke up?
Fifi: ... No...
Bruno: She cheated on me! With my own brother... (begins to sob)
Fifi: I'm sorry... I-
Bruno: Shut up! No speaking while Bruno is speaking! Clear?!
Fifi: (begins to sob) Cl-Clear...
Bruno: (pulls out a dagger) Now, sit down Fi... Bruno's gonna tell you a little story...

(Delaney and Rebecca enter Erin's hospital room)

Erin: Hey guys, look who's here... Sloane.
Sloane: Hey guys. (waves at Delaney and Rebecca)
Rebecca: (ignores Erin and Sloane) How could you Erin?
Erin: How could I... what? (confused)
Delaney: Post that bitchy tweet about Rebecca?
Sloane: I think I should leave... (leaves room)
Erin: (sits up in bed) Guys, you know I forgot my login like a year ago... You guys know that.
Delaney: (thinks) ... That's- that's right...
Rebecca: I-I...

(Fifi bursts into Erin's room)

Fifi: He-he-...Bruno- tweet- did... it! (breathes heavily)
Erin: What, I can't understand you hun. Sit down and explain.

(scene with Bruno and Rachel at Rachel's house)

Rachel: So, hun. Did you do well?
Bruno: I think so.
Rachel: Well that's good. (kisses Bruno amourously on his lips) That's real good.
Bruno: So, I get the money right, for my mom's procedure?
Rachel: Mhmm... You get it all babe. (kisses him again)

(Hospital scene)

Sloane: (knocks on door) Can I come in?
Rebecca: Yeah... sorry about that outburst.
Sloane: It's fine... I'm used to it. (laughs)

(room is silent)

Sloane: What's wrong?
Erin: My ex...
Rebecca: My current...
Fifi: (sighs) That's what's wrong...

END.

The Real Elites of Stardoll: A Night to Remember Part 2

The following program is rated TV-14. Viewer discretion is advised. Created by Erin Fo Abourne

Produced by Baya Nikolas

Starring
x.optimistic.x as Erin
fifibannana as Fifi
Psychotic-Freak as Rebecca
queen-of-mean. as Ashley
StarSurge as Delaney

Guest Starring
kxcatarinaxk as Bruno
firecracker. as Rachel

A Night to Remember Part 2 (S1-E1 pt. 2)

(At Hospital)

(Girls sit in waiting room)

Fifi: She passed out Ashley, that's ALL; how many times do I have to tell you?! (sarcastic tone) But YOU wouldn't know anything about that would you?
Ashley: Psh, you think I did that?
Fifi: Well, who else? You're the one that thinks she's a BITCH!

(Rebecca and Delaney look at Ashley confused)

Rebecca: You said that Ashley?

Ashley: Yeah, but that doesn't mean I'd have the nerve to try to kill her!

Delaney: Ashley, I know you. You'd try to do something like that!

Ashley: You don't know sh*t about me Del, so shut the hell up! (storms out of hospital)

(Handsome doctor comes in)

Fifi: Is she gonna be (chokes in awe) alright?
Doctor: Yes, she just went into shock. But she'll have to be on bed rest for awhile.
Rebecca: (sighs) Thank you.
Fifi: Hi, I'm Su-shi.
Doctor: No problem. You can visit her if you'd like, and nice to meet you... Sushi
Delaney: Yes, we will.
Fifi: Ugh, I'm SO dumb!
Rebecca: Yes you are!

(All laugh)

(Girls enter Erin's room)

Rebecca: Hey, how you doing?
Erin: (coughs, then smiles)... Better. Where's Ash-Ashley?
Delaney: Don't worry about her.
Fifi: Yeah, we're here for you girl, and that's all that matters.
Bruno: Knock, knock. (Bruno enters with flowers)
Erin: (Laughs) Bruno, come here!
Bruno: I don't want you trying to attack me again.

(Everyone laughs)

Erin: I can't remember anything... (sighs)
Bruno: Let's just say, it wasn't Elite-like.
Erin: (groans) Man, that sure was a night to remember.
Fifi: I definitely won't forget.
Delaney: Neither will I.
Rebecca: Same here.
Bruno: I might have nightmares. (shakes)
Erin: SHUT-UP, geez! (laughs, punches Bruno jokingly)
Fifi: (grabs Erin's hand firm) Umm Erin. I think I know who spiked your shot...
Erin: Who?! When I find out, I'm gonna kill the bitch!
Delaney: (sighs) ... Ashley...
Erin: Wha-What? Why?
Rebecca: We're really not sure... but Fi told us she was talking about you in the V.I.P. room earlier today.
Erin: I am going to kill her-
Bruno: Hey, hey settle down. No one's killing anyone. She's probably just jealous, the little low-life. It'll all blow over. Trust me.
Erin: I hope so.

(Ashley at home, pulls out iPhone, calls Rachel scene)

Ashley: Hey Rach.
Rachel: What's up Ash? How'd tonight go, did you get her?
Ashley: No, she just went unconcious.
Rachel: Dam*it. We have to get her Ash. We have to... We can't let her ruin our rep. We CAN'T! You get her next time, or you're ass is out of the society. I mean it! We have to ruin her life... for good.
Ashley: I know Rach, I'll get her next time... promise...


END.

The Real Elites of Stardoll: A Night to Remember Part 1

The following program is rated TV-14. Viewer discretion is advised. Created by Erin Fo Abourne
Produced by Baya Nikolas

Starring
x.optimistic.x as Erin
fifibannana as Fifi
Psychotic-Freak as Rebecca
queen-of-mean. as Ashley
StarSurge as Delaney

Guest Starring
kxcatarinaxk as Bruno
firecracker. as Rachel

A Night to Remeber Part 1 (S1-E1 pt.1)

(Rebecca and Erin arrive at LaRouge, the hottest nightclub out there in their Dolce & Gabbana jumpsuits; matching as usual)

Rebecca: This is going to be THE best night ever! (flashes random by-passer) WOOHOO! Come and get some!

Erin: SO EXCITED!

(Rebecca and Erin enter the club, the bouncer not even checking the list, directed the girls to the V.I.P. room. The girls recognize Ashley, Delaney and Fifi automatically)

Fifi: Hey girls! (Hugs them at once) The party started 2 hours ago! Where were you?
Erin: Fashionably late hun.
Ashley: (snorts) As always...
Rebecca: So, where’s Bruno?
Delaney: Probably flirting with some tramp over by the bar.
Rebecca: Hey, that's my boyfriend you're talking about!
Delaney: ... Whoops... (face turns red)
Erin: (Pulls off Marc Jacobs coat) I am SO ready to get on that dance floor! Who's with me?
Delaney: Right behind you!
Rebecca: Me too!
Erin: Alright, but first, let’s hit up the bar!

(Erin, Delaney and Rebecca exit V.I.P. room)

Ashley: So, Fifi, You’re seriously friends with that bitch?
Fifi: (confused) Who are you talking about?
Ashley: Erin. I mean, really, come on. Who likes her?
Fifi: Well, she's cool, and she's never done anything to you, so lay off.
Ashley: Why so defensive, huh?
Fifi: (ignores)
Ashley: Whatever.

(Bar Scene with Erin, Delaney and Rebecca)

Rebecca: Umm, Erin. Slow down hun. You're gonna swallow your diamond ring!
Erin: (breathing heavily) C'mon, I'm just having some fun! Just one more. (Grabs another shot)
Delaney: Fine. Rebecca, let's go dance. Erin, when you're done, let us know kay hun?
Erin: (mumbles)

(Ashley walks over to the bar)

Ashley: Hey Erin, you look amazing girl! (Hugs Erin awkwardly)
Erin: Thanks uh, you too Ash?
Ashley: So, uhh... (pours powder into Erin's shot) How have you been?
Erin: I've been better...
Ashley: (rolls eyes) Aww, well that sucks hun... Have a nice night! (snickers, goes to dancefloor)
Erin: Okay? Last one! (Grabs shot)

*15 minutes later

(Bruno walks over to Erin)

Bruno: Erin, hey! I-

Erin: Oh... hey... Boo boo! (Tumbles on to Bruno)
Bruno: You okay, Erin? Wanna sit down?
Erin: (laughs ecstatically) Aww boo boo, you're SO pretty...
Bruno: Uhmm okay...?

(Dance floor scene)

Fifi: Ashley where's Erin?

Ashley: I'm not sure, why?
Fifi: I saw you with her by the bar... don't play dumb blonde with me.
Ashley: I was, yeah, so what? I don't know where she is!
Delaney: She was supposed to be here like 20 minutes ago.
Rebecca: I'm worried... Maybe we should go find her.

(Ashley rolls eyes)

(Rebecca, Delaney and Fifi look for Erin)

(Outside club scene)

Bruno: Erin, you need to relax. Drink some water.
Erin: Aww boo boo, you look so cute in the moonlight! (laughs)
Bruno: I'm not "boo boo". I'm BRU-NO!
Erin: Hehe, BOO-BOO, you have a beautiful nose! (leans in for a kiss)
Bruno: ERIN! WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!? I'm with REBECCA, your bestfriend, remember?

(Rebecca, Fifi and Delaney exit club backdoor)

Rebecca: What the hell are you doing?!

Erin: OH, HEY CLOUDS!! (Runs over to Fifi, trips in her arms, laughs ecstatically) When did you die your hair blue Sushi?
Fifi: Umm, Erin... I'm Fifi.
Erin: Hehe... SUSHAY! Sushay, sushay, su- (passes out in Fifi's arms)
Fifi: Erin? ERIN?!? (shakes her violently)
Rebecca: Omigod! ERIN!
Delaney: SOMEONE CALL 911! BRUNO! GET SOME HELP!
Bruno: I'm on it! (runs for help)
Girls: (yelling for help)

(Ashley enters scene)

Ashley: What the hell happened here?


To be continued...