The following program is rated TV-14. Viewer discretion is advised.
Created by Erin Fo AbourneProduced by Baya Nikolas
Starring
x.optimistic.x as Erin
fifibannana as Fifi
Psychotic-Freak as Rebecca
queen-of-mean. as Ashley
StarSurge as Delaney
Guest Starring
Slaggot as Sloane
Elite-girl as Linda
fatooni as Kaitlyn
I Will Find You (S1-E3)
(Fifi wakes up in her king sized bed, after having a dream about dating Ashton Kutcher)
Fifi: (smiles, gets up and walks to her closet and notices her pink Chanel dress is missing) KAITLYN!
Kaitlyn: Yeah, Fi?
Fifi: Where's my pink Chanel dress that I specifically told you NOT to touch?
(
Kaitlyn enters room wearing Fifi's dress)
Kaitlyn: Looks good on me huh sis?
Fifi: UGH! I am NOT your sis! Just because your dad married MY mom and forced me to live with you doesn't mean you have the right to steal my clothes!
Kaitlyn: Whatever. Don't be mad, 'cause I can work it and you can't. (flips hair and walks out Fifi's room)
Fifi: Could this day get any worse?
(
Fifi and Erin leaving Juicy Couture scene)
Fifi: So how are you and Jason?
Erin: I'm gonna dump him. (laughs)
Fifi: Of course... I suck with guys.
Erin: Don't say that. You just have to make them want you. There's one right over there.
(
Erin points at handsome young man. Fifi notices the man watching her outside a Burberry store.)
Erin: Go, get 'em tiger. (pushes Fifi forward)
(
The young man waves, then a girl behind him who with the looks of a supermodel drags him into Victoria's Secret.)
Fifi: (frowns) See!
Erin: (laughs) C'mon! (Drags her into Victoria's Secret)
Fifi: (Whines) What's up with people dragging me lately?
(
Fifi catches the attention of the mysterious young man, and he approaches her from a distance, but is dragged into the other half of the store by the girl.)
Fifi: Grr!
Erin: Go follow him.
Fifi: I don't wanna be a stalker!
Erin: You already stalk Ashton, and he's married!
Fifi: So. What he doesn't know won't hurt him. (smiles)
(Erin drags Fifi into the other half of Victoria's Secret, and approaches the young man with Fifi hiding behind her)
Erin: Hi, this is my friend Fifi, and she thinks you're cute, can she have your number?
Fifi: (whispers) ERIN!
(
Erin bumps Fifi with her shoulder)
Fifi: OW!
Young Man: (laughs) I think she's pretty cute too.
Fifi: (thinking)
I just want to drown in his voice... Holy sh*t! (daydreams about the young man)
Young Man: I'm Paul by the way.
Fifi: (in awe) Paaaaaaaul.
Paul: (chuckles) Yes. And I believe the correct manner is for me to ask for your number madame.
Fifi: It's-it's... (thinking)
Madaaaame.Erin: 555-6257.
Paul: Thanks. Oh, and this is my sister, Linda. We're the Pskis.
Fifi and Erin: Did you just say Pskis?!?
Paul: Yes, our father, Jonah Pski owns Void Models and Fashion Company.
Erin: Omigosh, I adore your father's work! ... By any chance, do you have a brother?
Paul: (Laughs) Why yes I do... my twin, James... I'll let him know I met you. As for you madame... (grabs Fifi's hand and kisses it.) I will see you soon, hopefully.
Linda: C'mon Paul, hurry it up! (tugs on his shoulder)
Fifi and Erin: O-MI-GOSH. TWINS??
(
both squeal with excitement)
Erin: Double the men!
Fifi: And moolah!
(
Fifi and Erin hug eachother while laughing and leave the store)
Fifi: (thinking)
A bad day, going my way.(
Scene with Delaney, Rebecca and Sloane; girl's night)
Sloane: Erin's been talking about breaking up with Jason... I GOT DIBS!
Delaney: That's okay. I got my eye on the cashier at BCBG.
Rebecca: Umm hun, he's gay.
Delaney: It's never too late to go straight.
(
girls laugh, doorbell rings)
Sloane: I got it.
(
Sloane answers door, it's Erin and Fifi)
Erin: Time to party!
Rebecca: Try not to pass out this time.
Erin: Ha-ha. No, I've given up drinking... for good.
Delaney: That's a huge step... I'm not ready for. (grabs wineglass, and drinks)
Rebecca: Del, that's your 3rd glass. Don't pull an Erin.
Erin: (laughs) Whatever. I'm ready to put the past behind me, and so is Fifi.
Sloane: You got a man!
Fifi: How'd you know?
Sloane: Girl's intuition. Duh!
Fifi: Well yeah... his name's Paul... Pski!
Rebecca, Delaney and Sloane: (disbelief) NOT EVEN!
Erin: Yup, and he's got a twin... all mine. (smiles)
Rebecca: (laughs) Whatever. You know his sister is the head of the Goldies. The highest Elite chair there is! If you kiss ass with her, you're sure to rise to the top!
Erin: Already done.
Fifi: Yup. On our way out of the store, we met up with her, and got her number. She even got us auditions with Void Models... ALL OF US!
(
girls talk all at once; Fifi's phone rings)
Delaney: I got it. Hello?
Linda: Hello may I speak to either Erin or Fifi?
Delaney: It's for you. (hands phone to Erin)
Erin: Hello?
Linda: Hey it's Linda.
Erin: Oh hey, what's up?
Linda: Good news.
Erin: Yeah? (Erin puts phone on speaker)
Linda: My dad wants to see all 6 of you girls tomorrow at 10 a.m. for a photoshoot!
Erin: Omigosh, really?
Linda: Yes, really! And if our editor likes the pics, you guys may be moving to New York!
(
Erin drops phone on carpet, girls scream like crazy)
Linda: See you guys tomorrow, oh and Paul and James say hi.
Erin and Fifi: Hi-hi... (giggle)
Linda: (laughs) Bye, bye girls.
(
phone goes dead)
Delaney: YES! Away from that creep!
Rebecca: Who Ash or Bruno?
Fifi: Both! I just can't wait to see my man!
(
next day, 10 a.m. photoshoot at Void Modeling Agency)
Paul: Good morning ladies. Oh Erin. This is my brother, James.
James: Pleasure meeting you... (kisses Erin's hand) Erin, means Ireland. A beautiful name for such a beautiful girl.
Erin: Hehe... (blushes)
Rebecca: (interrupts) So, uhh, where's the dressing rooms?
(
Linda enters wearing a DKNY fur coat)
Linda: Right this way ladies.
(
Girls follow Linda to room, Paul grabs Fifi's hand and takes her to a closet)
Fifi: (laughs) What are you doing?
(
Paul begins pulling off his shirt, unbuttoning his pants, Fifi is afraid)Paul: We either do this now, or it's bye-bye New York to your friends.
(
Fifi's breathing heavily)
*30 minutes pass
Delaney: Guys, where's Fifi?
Erin: She probably got lost with Paul somewhere. She'll be back soon.
(
Scene with Paul and Fifi in the closet)
Paul: See that wasn't so bad, now was it? (pats Fifi's cheek)
(
Fifi whimpers)
Paul: Now let's go. One word about this, and you and your friends are through, for good.
(
Grips Fifi's arm tight and drags her out of the closet)
Fifi: Ow, OW! (tries to release herself from Paul's firm grip)
Paul: Fix your dam* dress. Do I have to do everything for you? (smacks Fifi)
Fifi: STOP PAUL! (knees him in groin)
Paul: (grunts) Don't you walk away from me! (pulls her by her hair)
Fifi: (Screams)
(
Mr. Pski enters hallway)
Mr. Pski: Son, what's the problem here?
Paul: Nothing father. Fifi just saw a roach. Isn't that right Fifi? (glares at her)
Fifi: (whines) Mhmm...
Mr. Pski: Dam* pests! I've got to get the place sprayed again. (speaks to young, attractive assistant) Amanda, call that pest control company. We're going on lockdown, nobody's leaving 'till my say so.
Paul: (whispers) We're gonna have so much fun kitten. (kisses on cheek)
Fifi: (pulls back)
Speaker: ATTENTION! WE ARE ON LOCKDOWN! NOBODY IS TO LEAVE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!
Delaney: What?
Rebecca: C'mon!
Erin: What about our photoshoot?
Linda: Sorry girls. Maybe another day. But for now, let's all go to my condo upstairs and have a martini.
Rebecca: You have a condo-
Sloane: Upstairs?!
Linda: Everyone in my family does. We all live here. Oh Erin. James told me to give this to you.
(
Linda hands Erin note, Erin reads it in her head)
"Erin, meet me in the Discussion Room. It's important, and possibly fatal."-James
(
Erin finds the Discussion Room, enters room)
Erin: James, James?
James: Shh, I don't want Paul hearing us?
Erin: (Whispering): What?
James: I've got to tell you something, that may be the one thing that's keeping your friend Fifi alive...
Erin: Wha-what?
James: Paul isn't who he appears to be.
Erin: What is he exactly?
James: He has some, mental problems...
Erin: Like what?
James: He has multiple personalities... He's been to therapy, but nothing seems to work.
Erin: So wait, is he like lethal?
James: We don't know, but most of the relationships he's had have been dangerous. But you can't let anyone know!
Erin: I don't want to lose Fifi!
James: And you don't have to. Just, wait it out, and when you guys finish the photoshoot, and move to New York, then it'll all be over...
Erin: I don't want to leave you!
James: (grabs Erin firmly) You won't. I'll be there, eventually. I just have to hold off Paul for a while...
(
Noise behind door)
James: Shh!
(
Silence)
(
door to room opens)
Linda: I knew you guys were in here. C'mon they're ready for the photoshoot.
(
Girls sit in Discussion room waiting for Mr. Pski to tell them the news, Mr. Pski enters scene)
Mr. Pski: Ladies, congrats! You're going to New York!
(
girls scream like crazy)
Sloane: Omigosh, this is like a dream come true for me!
Rebecca: I can't even think right now!
(
Paul whispers in Fifi's ear)
Paul: You know Fifi, doesn't matter where you run.
I will find you, kitten.
(
Fifi shivers)Linda: Pack your bags girls, we've already sent moving trucks to all of your houses, you guys are going to the Big Apple!!
(
Fifi whimpers silently replaying Paul's words in the back of her mind over and over again like a scratched record)
"Doesn't matter where your run, I will find you, I will find you, I will find you, kitten."END.